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Friday, March 10, 2006

The School

once upon a time , the animals decided they must do something heroic to meet the problems of ' a new world ' . so they organized a school .

they adopted an activity curriculum consisting of running , climbing , swimming and flying . to make it easier to administer the curriculum , all the animals took all the subjects .

the duck was an excellent swimmer , in fact better than his instructor , but he made only passing grades in flying and was very poor in running . since he was slow in running , he had to stay after shcool and also drop swimming in order to practice running . this was kept up until his webbed feet were badly worn and he was only average in swimming . but the average was acceptable in school , so nobody worried about that except the duck .

the rabbit started at the top of the class in running , but had a nervous breakdown because of so much make-up work in swimming .

the squirrel was excellent in climbing until he developed frustration in the flying class where his teacher made him start from the ground up instead of the treetop down . he also developed a ' charlie horse ' from overexertion and then got a C in climbing and a D in running .

the eagle was a problem child and was diciplined severely . in the climbing class he beat all the other s to the top of the tree , but insisted on using his own way to get there .

at the end of the year , and abnormal eel that could swim exceedingly well , and also run , climb and fly a little , had the highest average and was valedictorian .

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